The Olympics' Greatest Event

I've never seen a sport as funny as race-walking. Sure, occasionally you'll see people cruising through the suburbs doing it, race-walking their dog to lose weight after a pregnancy or something. But seriously: sixty competitors all bunched up waddling through the Beijing streets? If I were competing and in the middle of the pack, and someone said "Quack!," I'd fall on the ground laughing and I'd probably piss myself.

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